I am 29 years old and the one thing I have learned for sure in that whole time is I will never be happy inside the body I currently reside. I have been grossly overweight my whole life, and I have never truly been happy.
Read MoreI have had a job for the past three years that has allowed me to make ends meet. Because of student loans (Oh you student loans, have you not ruined a generation?) I am crippled and trapped by the payments. I have to make a certain amount of money to pay rent, pay loans, pay bills, etc. like every fucking body else. I am probably not going to be at the job any longer. I am stressed.
Read MoreRecently with the help of Audible, I have been trying to read, or listen or whatever, more books. My plan was to try to start going through a lot of the classics I never read. First on the list was The Great Gatsby, but something weird happened.
Read MoreMy sister graduated from Northern Illinois University on Saturday so congratulations and all that stuff. The problem is I don't like graduations. They're nice for that thirty seconds when your friend or family member is up there, but then super boring the rest of the time. So I kept track of my thoughts throughout the whole thing. Here's how I passed the time during the ceremony.
Read MoreMother’s Day is upon us! Another holiday that was created by a greeting card industry in hopes of creating profit during the lull between Easter and whatever holiday… but all obvious thoughts aside… it is a nice day. Mom’s deserve credit and recognition and if it took a capitalist push to profit to make that happen then so be it.
Read MoreCrap Trap is a collection of blogs, podcasts, and videos from Chicagoland comedians Jack Baker, Matt Drufke, Mat Elfring, Jordan Holmes, Lewis Rhine, and Joe Motisi.
